This news article just tickled my funny bone, but better yet, it tossed a few ideas into the old story cupboard. I mean, who steals a 400 pound gorilla statue? And why steal it just to shoot it full of holes? And look at that gorilla, doesn't he look, well, pissed. With a swish of fantasy he could have attacked the thieves. Ah, the stories he could tell if we could only get him to talk.