End of year lists are hard to do. You always feel like you're forgetting a story or you're snubbing someone whose work you really admire. My list is just stories that have stuck with me for one reason or another. Sometimes it's the subject matter, others the writing, and other times it's what the story taught me either as a person or a writer. That's what makes them best for me.
I have to admit that I haven't read as many online crime stories as I usually do and my favorites were listed over at Chris Rhatigan's blog back a few weeks ago and I'll repost them here in case you missed them.
1. “Portraits of Detroit: Wylie Edwards” by Patricia Abbott http://theflashfictionoffensive.blogspot.com/2010/10/portraits-of-detroit-wylie-edwards-by.html
2. “Dead Things” by Michael Bracken http://www.bigpulp.com/content/mystery/bracken_deadthings.html
3. “Free” by Ian Ayris
http://thrillskillsnchills.blogspot.com/2010/08/free-by-ian-ayris
4. “Why I Should Avoid Married Women” by Jim Harrington
http://a-twist-of-noir.blogspot.com/2010/11/twist-of-noir-626-jim-harrington.html
5. “Dog Fight” by Aaron M. Wilson
http://powfastflashfiction.com/DogFightAaronMWilson.html
In print, I enjoyed the hell out of all the stories in the first issue of Needle magazine but I've got to say that Kent Gowran's ".44 Blues" has really stuck with me. And in the second issue of Needle, I have to say that David Cranmer's "The Sins of Maynard Shipley" is the one that keeps drifting through my mind.
And now, my list of ten online stories that "tripped my trigger" this year.
1. "The Truth and all Its Ugly" by Kyle Minor
http://www.fiftytwostories.com/?p=1149
2. "Shootout" by William Hart
http://www.thievesjargon.com/workview.php?work=1462
3. "Whiskey Meets Rock & Roll" by Mike Dennis
http://www.slowtrains.com/vol9issue4/dennisvol9issue4.html
4. "The Quick...And The Dead" by Bill Crider
http://www.beattoapulp.com/stor/2010/1219_bc_TheQuick---AndTheDead.cfm
5. "Hawkins Boy" by Charles Dodd White
http://www.pankmagazine.com/?p=1401
6. "Gunpoint" by Fred Blosser
http://www.beattoapulp.com/stor/2010/0829_fb_Gunpoint.cfm
7. "Missed Calls" by Glenn Grey
http://www.alongstoryshort.net/MISSEDCALLS.html
8. "Crack Whore" by David Hardin
http://www.thievesjargon.com/workview.php?work=1458
9. "Clockwork Fairies" by Cat Rambo
http://www.tor.com/stories/2010/10/clockwork-fairies
10. "The List" by Kieran Shea
http://dosomedamage.blogspot.com/2010/12/list_26.html
Friday, December 31, 2010
Linger Fiction
Linger Fiction has just posted their very first issue - Welcome to the online zine scene!!
This market publishes shorts to 5000 words, flash 500 to 1000, and poetry. They're looking for sci-fi, fantasy, and horror stories. The pay is $10 per story and $5 for flash. You can find them at http://lingerfiction.com
This market publishes shorts to 5000 words, flash 500 to 1000, and poetry. They're looking for sci-fi, fantasy, and horror stories. The pay is $10 per story and $5 for flash. You can find them at http://lingerfiction.com
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Lord Love a Duck
Lord, God, how I hate tags for short stories. If it looks like a story, sounds like story, and walks like a story. By God, it must be a story. Aside from the publisher, who cares what tiny little slot it fits into? A good story is a good story, no matter how you label it.
And have I ever mentioned that I really dislike those markets who claim to be "Literary" and look down their noses at genre stories when they're actually publishing what everyone else considers genre?
Literary Experimentalism, indeed! - Rant's over.
And have I ever mentioned that I really dislike those markets who claim to be "Literary" and look down their noses at genre stories when they're actually publishing what everyone else considers genre?
Literary Experimentalism, indeed! - Rant's over.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
2010 - Long Live the Short Story!
While we've laid to rest some great zines in 2010, we've also seen the start up of some new ones. There were a few disappointments like Asta Publications with their 7 new zines paying pro rates who within the space of one month totally disappeared and Last Rites Publishing who listed six paying anthologies and had to fold due to legal difficulties.
One thing I've noticed this year is a return to print zines that's pretty exciting. The zines are also starting to publish anthologies and making their zines available for the new readers like Kindle, which is all giving short stories a larger audience.
So, without further ado, here's a look at our new markets from this past year. You'll find the links over there to the right.
All Due Respect publishes one story a month but there's been some great stories so far. Maybe we can convince them to do two per month or one a week? Yes, we're greedy little readers!
Pulp Metal just celebrated it's first anniversary. They've morphed from a quarterly to a weekly which keeps readers coming back for more. And they're featuring stories from the new up and comers like Richard Godwin, Ian Ayris and Paul Brazill.
The DF Underground has changed urls and redesigned their website a few times, but they're hanging in there with some great work.
Dark Valentine is one of the most beautiful new zines to hit the web in a long time! They have a pdf quarterly, but the main website also features daily flash, reviews, and news updates with artwork that is stunning. The list of authors they publish is a who's who's of the horror and crime genres.
Southern Grit is new with one quarterly under their belt, they switched to publishing stories as they are accepted. There's some beautiful work presented here and reviews of anthologies from our Southern writers. Here's hoping they continue to fly into the new year!
Crimefactory is blazing away with both barrels as their 5th issue has hit the streets with an online pdf zine, Kindle version, and now in print! However you like to read, they've got you covered. The writers they've published are, as Keith Rawson, the editor would say, just fucking awesome! Along with the zine, they have an anthology that will be available in the near future.
Needle Magazine started as the dream of one man to be able to sit comfortably in his chair and read some of the noir stories he was finding on line. He took that dream and ran with it. Needle has just published its third quarterly issue and doesn't look to be slowing down at all. The authors that you'll find between the pages are not only well-known in the crime community but, yeah, awesome!
Pulp Empire is an online zine that also publishes a print version with their authors receiving royalties from the print sales. In 2011, they're going to feature two themed issues, one of which is pirates, the other is not listed yet. Is it just me, or are pirates taking over the short story world?!?
Shock Totem is a new print magazine with two issues under their belts so far and the third is about ready for press.
Jersey Devil Press has a year under their belts with a monthly online zine and a best of anthology out in print.
Bete Noire is fairly new with their first print issue out.
While Spinetingler isn't new, they've changed their format from quarterly to daily reviews and news items with stories showing up on a monthly basis.
Beat to a Pulp just closed out their second year but have published a best of anthology called Beat to a Pulp Round 1 with has people talking all over the web. And they don't look to be slowing down.
And it seems that Big Pulp, which has been around for two years also has gone to a print format instead of online with their newest issue.
The Sci-fi scene saw a burst of new zines hit the virtual streets also, with zines like Daily Science Fiction, Aurora Wolf, Moon Milk Review and many others. So if anyone believes that the short story is dead and dying - foo on you!
One thing I've noticed this year is a return to print zines that's pretty exciting. The zines are also starting to publish anthologies and making their zines available for the new readers like Kindle, which is all giving short stories a larger audience.
So, without further ado, here's a look at our new markets from this past year. You'll find the links over there to the right.
All Due Respect publishes one story a month but there's been some great stories so far. Maybe we can convince them to do two per month or one a week? Yes, we're greedy little readers!
Pulp Metal just celebrated it's first anniversary. They've morphed from a quarterly to a weekly which keeps readers coming back for more. And they're featuring stories from the new up and comers like Richard Godwin, Ian Ayris and Paul Brazill.
The DF Underground has changed urls and redesigned their website a few times, but they're hanging in there with some great work.
Dark Valentine is one of the most beautiful new zines to hit the web in a long time! They have a pdf quarterly, but the main website also features daily flash, reviews, and news updates with artwork that is stunning. The list of authors they publish is a who's who's of the horror and crime genres.
Southern Grit is new with one quarterly under their belt, they switched to publishing stories as they are accepted. There's some beautiful work presented here and reviews of anthologies from our Southern writers. Here's hoping they continue to fly into the new year!
Crimefactory is blazing away with both barrels as their 5th issue has hit the streets with an online pdf zine, Kindle version, and now in print! However you like to read, they've got you covered. The writers they've published are, as Keith Rawson, the editor would say, just fucking awesome! Along with the zine, they have an anthology that will be available in the near future.
Needle Magazine started as the dream of one man to be able to sit comfortably in his chair and read some of the noir stories he was finding on line. He took that dream and ran with it. Needle has just published its third quarterly issue and doesn't look to be slowing down at all. The authors that you'll find between the pages are not only well-known in the crime community but, yeah, awesome!
Pulp Empire is an online zine that also publishes a print version with their authors receiving royalties from the print sales. In 2011, they're going to feature two themed issues, one of which is pirates, the other is not listed yet. Is it just me, or are pirates taking over the short story world?!?
Shock Totem is a new print magazine with two issues under their belts so far and the third is about ready for press.
Jersey Devil Press has a year under their belts with a monthly online zine and a best of anthology out in print.
Bete Noire is fairly new with their first print issue out.
While Spinetingler isn't new, they've changed their format from quarterly to daily reviews and news items with stories showing up on a monthly basis.
Beat to a Pulp just closed out their second year but have published a best of anthology called Beat to a Pulp Round 1 with has people talking all over the web. And they don't look to be slowing down.
And it seems that Big Pulp, which has been around for two years also has gone to a print format instead of online with their newest issue.
The Sci-fi scene saw a burst of new zines hit the virtual streets also, with zines like Daily Science Fiction, Aurora Wolf, Moon Milk Review and many others. So if anyone believes that the short story is dead and dying - foo on you!
YA Markets Today
For those of you who write for the YA market I stumbled across a couple of links. Over at the Women of Mystery blog, Laura K. Curtis writes about a new press that is looking for short mysteries that will appeal to YA readers. http://www.womenofmystery.net/2010/12/new-press-seeks-ya-short-mysteries.html
Cindi Myers also has the YA market covered today on her blog with two anthologies from Bridge House Publishing, one crime and the other is YA sci-fi. I've mentioned these before but the deadline is coming up in the new year so a reminder is always good. She also has listed a YA press that is looking for novel submissions. You can find the information at http://cindimyersmarketnews.wordpress.com
And over at Creative Writing Contests http://writingcontests.wordpress.com/ there's a post about freechildrenstories.com, a site that provides exposure opportunity for children's authors. Just scroll down to the December 17 post.
Cindi Myers also has the YA market covered today on her blog with two anthologies from Bridge House Publishing, one crime and the other is YA sci-fi. I've mentioned these before but the deadline is coming up in the new year so a reminder is always good. She also has listed a YA press that is looking for novel submissions. You can find the information at http://cindimyersmarketnews.wordpress.com
And over at Creative Writing Contests http://writingcontests.wordpress.com/ there's a post about freechildrenstories.com, a site that provides exposure opportunity for children's authors. Just scroll down to the December 17 post.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
2010 RIP
Looking back through the blog yesterday, I discovered that we lost nine markets that were crime/noir related. Plus several other good markets for flash and shorts
Ligature Marks was a two issue then gone market. We were to find out later that this was a market run by plagiarist who went on to change his name and start another zine and a publishing house. It's too bad because Ligature Marks had some dandy interviews and published a few great stories in its short run.
PulpPusher closed its doors without explanation and the archives have vanished into the ether.
Feral Pages looked very promising but after two issues, the editor became ill and had to close up shop. These archives are gone also.
ThugLit the one we all aspired to be published in closed it doors after 38 issues and three anthologies. That's a long run for an online zine and the folks behind it were tired and ready to move on to new things, like the new addition to their family. The archives are still up for your reading pleasure.
Scalped was a beautiful looking zine and had a one year run with some great stories and artwork between its virtual covers. Their archives are gone also
Crime & Suspense was supposed to come back this year, but that too, folded with no explanations.
SubLit just disappeared without a word taking with it some amazing stories.
Bloody Bridge Review managed a four month run before closing its doors, the archives are still available.
And Nefarious Muse gave up the ghost but left the archives for their readers.
Also gone is Dogzplot main website. They opted to keep the flash site going but did away with the poetry and short stories.
Burst and Flash Quake were flash sites that closed their doors this year after several successful years of publication each.
And last is Alien Skin who closed up shop after five successful years of publishing sci-fi shorts and flash.
Ligature Marks was a two issue then gone market. We were to find out later that this was a market run by plagiarist who went on to change his name and start another zine and a publishing house. It's too bad because Ligature Marks had some dandy interviews and published a few great stories in its short run.
PulpPusher closed its doors without explanation and the archives have vanished into the ether.
Feral Pages looked very promising but after two issues, the editor became ill and had to close up shop. These archives are gone also.
ThugLit the one we all aspired to be published in closed it doors after 38 issues and three anthologies. That's a long run for an online zine and the folks behind it were tired and ready to move on to new things, like the new addition to their family. The archives are still up for your reading pleasure.
Scalped was a beautiful looking zine and had a one year run with some great stories and artwork between its virtual covers. Their archives are gone also
Crime & Suspense was supposed to come back this year, but that too, folded with no explanations.
SubLit just disappeared without a word taking with it some amazing stories.
Bloody Bridge Review managed a four month run before closing its doors, the archives are still available.
And Nefarious Muse gave up the ghost but left the archives for their readers.
Also gone is Dogzplot main website. They opted to keep the flash site going but did away with the poetry and short stories.
Burst and Flash Quake were flash sites that closed their doors this year after several successful years of publication each.
And last is Alien Skin who closed up shop after five successful years of publishing sci-fi shorts and flash.
Monday, December 27, 2010
A Bit of BSP
"Best Left Buried" will probably be my last published story for this year http://a-twist-of-noir.blogspot.com/2010/12/twist-of-noir-647-sandra-seamans.html
It's part of A Twist of Noir's 600 to 700 challenge. This flash piece has an interesting history as the original version was an attempt at writing a literary piece. Ah, c'mon, quit laughing. It was also the piece where I discovered how much I loved writing purple prose. I lost half the story when I cut out all the purple stuff! After the original was rejected by another market, and properly so, I started rewriting and editor, Christopher Grant, happily included it in this challenge. Thank you, Christopher!
It's part of A Twist of Noir's 600 to 700 challenge. This flash piece has an interesting history as the original version was an attempt at writing a literary piece. Ah, c'mon, quit laughing. It was also the piece where I discovered how much I loved writing purple prose. I lost half the story when I cut out all the purple stuff! After the original was rejected by another market, and properly so, I started rewriting and editor, Christopher Grant, happily included it in this challenge. Thank you, Christopher!
Mysterical E
The Winter issue of Mysterical E has gone live with seventeen new short stories for your reading pleasure. Among the stories is a new Diana short from Albert Tucher and stories from John Wegley, John M. Floyd and Libby Cudmore to name just a few of the talented authors published here. http://www.mystericale.com
Markets
The December 31 deadline for the Ninth Annual SFReader.com fiction contest is closing in. This is a no fee contest for spec-fiction stories of 1000 to 5000 words. Prizes in descending order are $300 - $150 - $75. You can find all the details at http://forums.sfreader.com/content.php/269-Ninth-Annual-(2010)-SFReader-Short-Story-Contest
Samhain Publishing is an erotica publisher and they have two anthology calls up. Both are for novella length stories and according to the site each selected story will be published as an individual e-book. Authors are paid royalties on the sales. The first antho is 2012: End of Days and the other is Cyberpunk Romance. You can find all the details and deadlines for each at http://www.samhainpublishing.com/submissions
Samhain Publishing is an erotica publisher and they have two anthology calls up. Both are for novella length stories and according to the site each selected story will be published as an individual e-book. Authors are paid royalties on the sales. The first antho is 2012: End of Days and the other is Cyberpunk Romance. You can find all the details and deadlines for each at http://www.samhainpublishing.com/submissions
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Merry Christmas!
I love writing a new Christmas story every year and this year's story brings to life the characters I created for my story in Discount Noir. I hope you enjoy this little offering. Merry Christmas, everyone!
AN IGGY AND BUBBA CHRISTMAS
By Sandra Seamans
“You’d best quit staring at me, boy, or I’ll mop the floor with your fat ass, pop you on a spit and eat you for dinner.”
Those were the first words Enigma Carpenter threw at me. Iggy, that’s what I call him, now that we’re friends and all, is a legend in these parts. Folks whisper his name with respect. Weren’t for him, we’d all be sucking blood through our dentures.
I’ll bet you’re wondering how an overweight, four-eyed, weakling of a kid hooked up with a legendary vampire hunter like Iggy. Well, I’ll tell you. I was wandering through the aisles of the local Wally-Mart doing some last minute Christmas shopping, when I stumbled into aisle 13, tripped over my own feet and landed on the toes of his cowboy boots. Hell, all I could do was stare, anybody would’ve.
The man was all of seven feet tall, bib overalls hanging loose on his scrawny frame. Saints battled with demons up the length of his tattooed arms, silver bullets and crosses dangled from one pierced ear while skulls and daggers dangled from the other. A set of silver-dipped Vampire fangs hung from a chain around his neck and a “Get ’er Done” hat rode high on his electric blue mullet. The man was awe-inspiring.
I decided right then and there that I was gonna write a book about Enigma Carpenter, even told him so. Said I could make him just as famous as Jesse James. Course I had to clarify that I meant the outlaw, not that dirtbag who dumped Sandra Bullock for a stripper. I didn’t want him thinking I was making fun of him, you know.
“Well, Bubba,” he says to me, “We’d best get you set for a hunt so’s you can get a feel for the danger that a vampire hunter has to face when ridding the countryside of them ugly blood suckers.”
We filled a shopping cart with camping gear, camouflage hunting clothes, and a shitload of garlic. After the basics we added a sack of fried pork rinds and a dozen Hershey bars to keep up our strength. Iggy tossed a couple of silver crosses onto the pile. “A hunter ain’t never got too many crosses when tracking them vampires,” he said. My credit card near had a heart attack when the cashier hit the total button but I remembered my Mama’s employee discount and that old card breathed a big sigh of relief.
We dumped our supplies in the bed of Iggy’s pick-up and headed out to the woods. When I asked him why we were hunting vampires in the woods, Iggy slapped my forehead and said, “It’s Christmas, boy, ain’t no self-respecting vampire gonna hang out in a town filled with crosses, mangers overrun with a fresh crop of baby Jesus dolls, and choirs singing Christmas Carols. Don’t you know nothin’ bout hunting vampires?”
Truth is I didn’t, but I wasn’t about to let Iggy know that, he might’ve dumped me along the side of the road for bait. Wasn’t exactly how I wanted to spend Christmas Eve, but huntin’ vampires hadn’t been high on my list either.
Iggy drove us deep into the Kindadensa Forest, the truck bouncing high over every rut in that old logging road. His headlights were wobblin’ up and down so bad, it was a good thing there was a full moon to light the way.
Once Iggy found a clearing to his liking, we set up camp. I unloaded all our gear from the truck, jumping out of my skin every time I heard a twig snap, while Iggy built us a fire and settled in with a bag of pork rinds. His crunching kinda dimmed the creepy sounds coming from the woods so I was able to crawl back into my skin.
After ramming myself into a hunting jacket, I settled in by the fire. “So when does the hunting start?” I asked.
Iggy gave me one of those I’m-gonna-roast-you-on-a-spit looks and said, “Boy, you’re just plain ignorant about vampire hunting aren’t you? Just sit back and relax, them vampires will be joining us presently.”
“They’re coming here?” I wasn’t sure if I cared much for being set out like a goat on a rope for any passing vampire to snack on.
“Sure,” he said. “They’ll be hungry and we’ll smell like ambrosia to them. Then when they jump us, we drive the stakes into their blood-sucking hearts. Piece a cake.”
After passing along his battle plan, Iggy rolled into his sleeping bag with a wooden stake held tightly in each hand. Wasn’t long before he was snoring and I was sitting there shakin’ like a bowlful of Jell-0, hoping like hell that Iggy wouldn’t roll over and accidentally stab himself.
With the full moon striking a midnight pose I could hear something moving in amongst the trees. A chorus of howls set my shakin’ into overdrive Them vampires sounded more like a pack of wolves then the gentlemen I’d always figured them to be. I clutched my stake tighter and kept hopin’ Iggy was gonna wake up in time to save my neck.
But it wasn’t vampires that came slinking round our camp that night. No sir, it was a mouth-frothing werewolf circling in closer and closer. Yeah, that stake I was holding wasn’t gonna do me a bit of good. I screamed, or at least I thought I did, but Iggy, he just kept snoring away.
Very slowly, so as not to spook that hairy beast into pouncing a minute before he was ready, I edged my way over to Iggy’s sleeping bag. I was wondering how to wake him up without getting staked in the heart when I remembered the silver bullets dangling from his ear. I sat as far back as I could and poked at him, but nothing short of a vampire sipping from his neck was gonna wake Iggy. I considered ripping those silver bullets off his ear, but thought better of it and just eased them out of his lobe real careful like.
Now you’d think a man who carried silver bullets would have a revolver somewhere on his person, but not Iggy. Being Iggy he probably went hand to paw when dealing with werewolves. Maybe had a silver knife tucked in his boot. Thing is, I knew I didn’t have it in me to fight Iggy’s way so I just I closed my eyes and rattled off a quick prayer.
That old werewolf was breathing mighty close to my left ear when I heard a voice coming down from heaven. “Damn, Bubba, open your eyes.”
I knew I must be dead already, cause there was Santy Claus riding up there in his sleigh just a yelling, trying to get my attention. “Here, boy, catch, you’ve been a pretty good Bubba this year and I got just what you been a wishin’ for.”
Now I’ve got a deep appreciation for Santa and an even deeper appreciation for unexpected presents, but unwrapping a package with a werewolf about to start slobbering down your chest…well.
Damn, if I was gonna die, I wanted to know what Santa had dropped in my lap, so I ripped open the package to find exactly what I wanted for Christmas. A nice .38. I slammed Iggy’s silver bullets into the cylinder and started firing. Okay, there were only two bullets, but I managed to shoot that damn werewolf in the foot with one of them.
The shooting must’ve woke old Iggy up ‘cause he was sitting there rubbin’ his eyes and lookin’ kinda perplexed after I emptied that gun.
He turned his head to have a gander at the werewolf limping off towards the woods. He stood up and pulled a silver-bladed knife out of his boot. See, I had reckoned right about that knife. Iggy walked over and stabbed that near dead werewolf right smack-dab in the heart. “Damn, werewolves,” he said. “They’re always spoiling a good vampire hunt.”
I just nodded with a big ole stupid grin plastered on my face. The legend had done it again. Enigma Carpenter was the greatest monster hunter walking the face of Cadaver County, and he let me tag along. That was the best Christmas this Bubba ever had!
AN IGGY AND BUBBA CHRISTMAS
By Sandra Seamans
“You’d best quit staring at me, boy, or I’ll mop the floor with your fat ass, pop you on a spit and eat you for dinner.”
Those were the first words Enigma Carpenter threw at me. Iggy, that’s what I call him, now that we’re friends and all, is a legend in these parts. Folks whisper his name with respect. Weren’t for him, we’d all be sucking blood through our dentures.
I’ll bet you’re wondering how an overweight, four-eyed, weakling of a kid hooked up with a legendary vampire hunter like Iggy. Well, I’ll tell you. I was wandering through the aisles of the local Wally-Mart doing some last minute Christmas shopping, when I stumbled into aisle 13, tripped over my own feet and landed on the toes of his cowboy boots. Hell, all I could do was stare, anybody would’ve.
The man was all of seven feet tall, bib overalls hanging loose on his scrawny frame. Saints battled with demons up the length of his tattooed arms, silver bullets and crosses dangled from one pierced ear while skulls and daggers dangled from the other. A set of silver-dipped Vampire fangs hung from a chain around his neck and a “Get ’er Done” hat rode high on his electric blue mullet. The man was awe-inspiring.
I decided right then and there that I was gonna write a book about Enigma Carpenter, even told him so. Said I could make him just as famous as Jesse James. Course I had to clarify that I meant the outlaw, not that dirtbag who dumped Sandra Bullock for a stripper. I didn’t want him thinking I was making fun of him, you know.
“Well, Bubba,” he says to me, “We’d best get you set for a hunt so’s you can get a feel for the danger that a vampire hunter has to face when ridding the countryside of them ugly blood suckers.”
We filled a shopping cart with camping gear, camouflage hunting clothes, and a shitload of garlic. After the basics we added a sack of fried pork rinds and a dozen Hershey bars to keep up our strength. Iggy tossed a couple of silver crosses onto the pile. “A hunter ain’t never got too many crosses when tracking them vampires,” he said. My credit card near had a heart attack when the cashier hit the total button but I remembered my Mama’s employee discount and that old card breathed a big sigh of relief.
We dumped our supplies in the bed of Iggy’s pick-up and headed out to the woods. When I asked him why we were hunting vampires in the woods, Iggy slapped my forehead and said, “It’s Christmas, boy, ain’t no self-respecting vampire gonna hang out in a town filled with crosses, mangers overrun with a fresh crop of baby Jesus dolls, and choirs singing Christmas Carols. Don’t you know nothin’ bout hunting vampires?”
Truth is I didn’t, but I wasn’t about to let Iggy know that, he might’ve dumped me along the side of the road for bait. Wasn’t exactly how I wanted to spend Christmas Eve, but huntin’ vampires hadn’t been high on my list either.
Iggy drove us deep into the Kindadensa Forest, the truck bouncing high over every rut in that old logging road. His headlights were wobblin’ up and down so bad, it was a good thing there was a full moon to light the way.
Once Iggy found a clearing to his liking, we set up camp. I unloaded all our gear from the truck, jumping out of my skin every time I heard a twig snap, while Iggy built us a fire and settled in with a bag of pork rinds. His crunching kinda dimmed the creepy sounds coming from the woods so I was able to crawl back into my skin.
After ramming myself into a hunting jacket, I settled in by the fire. “So when does the hunting start?” I asked.
Iggy gave me one of those I’m-gonna-roast-you-on-a-spit looks and said, “Boy, you’re just plain ignorant about vampire hunting aren’t you? Just sit back and relax, them vampires will be joining us presently.”
“They’re coming here?” I wasn’t sure if I cared much for being set out like a goat on a rope for any passing vampire to snack on.
“Sure,” he said. “They’ll be hungry and we’ll smell like ambrosia to them. Then when they jump us, we drive the stakes into their blood-sucking hearts. Piece a cake.”
After passing along his battle plan, Iggy rolled into his sleeping bag with a wooden stake held tightly in each hand. Wasn’t long before he was snoring and I was sitting there shakin’ like a bowlful of Jell-0, hoping like hell that Iggy wouldn’t roll over and accidentally stab himself.
With the full moon striking a midnight pose I could hear something moving in amongst the trees. A chorus of howls set my shakin’ into overdrive Them vampires sounded more like a pack of wolves then the gentlemen I’d always figured them to be. I clutched my stake tighter and kept hopin’ Iggy was gonna wake up in time to save my neck.
But it wasn’t vampires that came slinking round our camp that night. No sir, it was a mouth-frothing werewolf circling in closer and closer. Yeah, that stake I was holding wasn’t gonna do me a bit of good. I screamed, or at least I thought I did, but Iggy, he just kept snoring away.
Very slowly, so as not to spook that hairy beast into pouncing a minute before he was ready, I edged my way over to Iggy’s sleeping bag. I was wondering how to wake him up without getting staked in the heart when I remembered the silver bullets dangling from his ear. I sat as far back as I could and poked at him, but nothing short of a vampire sipping from his neck was gonna wake Iggy. I considered ripping those silver bullets off his ear, but thought better of it and just eased them out of his lobe real careful like.
Now you’d think a man who carried silver bullets would have a revolver somewhere on his person, but not Iggy. Being Iggy he probably went hand to paw when dealing with werewolves. Maybe had a silver knife tucked in his boot. Thing is, I knew I didn’t have it in me to fight Iggy’s way so I just I closed my eyes and rattled off a quick prayer.
That old werewolf was breathing mighty close to my left ear when I heard a voice coming down from heaven. “Damn, Bubba, open your eyes.”
I knew I must be dead already, cause there was Santy Claus riding up there in his sleigh just a yelling, trying to get my attention. “Here, boy, catch, you’ve been a pretty good Bubba this year and I got just what you been a wishin’ for.”
Now I’ve got a deep appreciation for Santa and an even deeper appreciation for unexpected presents, but unwrapping a package with a werewolf about to start slobbering down your chest…well.
Damn, if I was gonna die, I wanted to know what Santa had dropped in my lap, so I ripped open the package to find exactly what I wanted for Christmas. A nice .38. I slammed Iggy’s silver bullets into the cylinder and started firing. Okay, there were only two bullets, but I managed to shoot that damn werewolf in the foot with one of them.
The shooting must’ve woke old Iggy up ‘cause he was sitting there rubbin’ his eyes and lookin’ kinda perplexed after I emptied that gun.
He turned his head to have a gander at the werewolf limping off towards the woods. He stood up and pulled a silver-bladed knife out of his boot. See, I had reckoned right about that knife. Iggy walked over and stabbed that near dead werewolf right smack-dab in the heart. “Damn, werewolves,” he said. “They’re always spoiling a good vampire hunt.”
I just nodded with a big ole stupid grin plastered on my face. The legend had done it again. Enigma Carpenter was the greatest monster hunter walking the face of Cadaver County, and he let me tag along. That was the best Christmas this Bubba ever had!
Plots With Guns
Issue #11 of Plots with Guns has hit the virtual streets with stories from the usual suspects like Kieran Shea, Matthew C. Funk, and Garnett Elliott. This is their special "Slasher" issue. http://plotswithguns.com/
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
The Story Cupboard
This will probably be the last story cupboard post of the year unless I run across something truly delicious to tickle the imagination. Brian Lindenmuth sent me this "weird" link and suggested that there might be some story ideas in the article. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/dec/19/saddam-legacy-quran-iraqi-government
The article is about a document written in Saddam's blood. But can you imagine being the man commissioned to do the actual calligraphy? Two years of watching the blood flow from the man to the page. And knowing that the writing of such a document in blood is forbidden? What must have been going through his mind? Did he wonder if he'd be cursed or even killed?
Or being the one who has to hide the document, scattering pages across the country so it can be preserved from both sides of the war and now the document is housed in a vault with three keys that are in the safe-keeping of three different people. Of course, I wonder if the person telling the story knows that in telling who two of those people are that they've probably put the third person in danger. All the basic ingredients for a great fantasy quest story!
Then again the blood from the pages could be used to bring the dead back to life! Mummies and Zombies, oh my!
Of course, if you're writing a crime story, the DNA on the pages could be used to identify a family member or the actual person who may have disappeared after the document was written. Or was it a note from the killer, written in the victim's blood?
The possibilities are endless if you let your mind wander.
The article is about a document written in Saddam's blood. But can you imagine being the man commissioned to do the actual calligraphy? Two years of watching the blood flow from the man to the page. And knowing that the writing of such a document in blood is forbidden? What must have been going through his mind? Did he wonder if he'd be cursed or even killed?
Or being the one who has to hide the document, scattering pages across the country so it can be preserved from both sides of the war and now the document is housed in a vault with three keys that are in the safe-keeping of three different people. Of course, I wonder if the person telling the story knows that in telling who two of those people are that they've probably put the third person in danger. All the basic ingredients for a great fantasy quest story!
Then again the blood from the pages could be used to bring the dead back to life! Mummies and Zombies, oh my!
Of course, if you're writing a crime story, the DNA on the pages could be used to identify a family member or the actual person who may have disappeared after the document was written. Or was it a note from the killer, written in the victim's blood?
The possibilities are endless if you let your mind wander.
Anthology Reviews
"Murder to Mil-Spec" a multi-author anthology edited by Tony Burton reviewed by Ed Gorman http://newimprovedgorman.blogspot.com
"Naughty: Nine Tales of Christmas Crime" a single author collection by Steve Hockensmith reviewed by Clair Toohey http://www.womenofmystery.net/2010/12/barkeep-make-mine-naughty-hockensmith.html and by Elizabeth A. White http://www.elizabethawhite.com/2010/12/21/naughty-nine-tales-of-christmas-crime-by-steve-hockensmith
"Beat to a Pulp Round 1" a multi-author anthology edited by David Cranmer and Elaine Ash reviewed by Ron Scheer http://buddiesinthesaddle.blogspot.com/2010/12/beat-to-pulp-round-1-cranmer-and-ash.html
"The Very Best of Charles De Lint" a single author collection and reviewed by Mark Rose http://www.bookgasm.com/reviews/fantasy/the-very-best-of-charles-de-lint/
"Naughty: Nine Tales of Christmas Crime" a single author collection by Steve Hockensmith reviewed by Clair Toohey http://www.womenofmystery.net/2010/12/barkeep-make-mine-naughty-hockensmith.html and by Elizabeth A. White http://www.elizabethawhite.com/2010/12/21/naughty-nine-tales-of-christmas-crime-by-steve-hockensmith
"Beat to a Pulp Round 1" a multi-author anthology edited by David Cranmer and Elaine Ash reviewed by Ron Scheer http://buddiesinthesaddle.blogspot.com/2010/12/beat-to-pulp-round-1-cranmer-and-ash.html
"The Very Best of Charles De Lint" a single author collection and reviewed by Mark Rose http://www.bookgasm.com/reviews/fantasy/the-very-best-of-charles-de-lint/
TKnC
That excellent zine Thrillers, Killers and Chillers http://thrillskillsnchills.blogspot.com has closed to submissions until after the New Year in order to enjoy the holiday with their families. Happy Holidays, TKnC!
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Anthology Calls
For those of you looking for anthology markets, you might want to click on over to Angies Desk http://angiesdesk.blogspot.com/2010/12/anthology-markets.html where you'll find a dozen anthology calls listed. A few of the calls have been posted here, but the deadlines are nearing so a reminder is always helpful. Angie publishes a list of calls at the beginning of every month.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Reading Material
Over at Do Some Damage they've started posting the noir Christmas stories that were sent in by their readers. You'll find work by Bryon Quartermous, Chris Deal, and Stephen D. Rogers up and new stories everyday through the New Year. http://dosomedamage.blogspot.com/
There's a new issue of Pulp Metal up where you'll find an excellent story by friend of the blog, Chris Rhatigan. http://pulpmetalmagazine.wordpress.com/
A Twist of Noir has promised to post a few more stories in their 600 - 700 series today, but why wait? They're half way through those hundred stories and there's some great reading to be had by fans of crime flash. http://a-twist-of-noir.blogspot.com/
The last story of 2010 has been posted over at Beat to a Pulp and it's one you don't want to miss. "The Quick---And The Dead" by Bill Crider is, well, you just need to read this perfect gem of a story for yourself. http://www.beattoapulp.com/stor/2010/1219_bc_TheQuick---AndTheDead.cfm
John Patrick Nelson's "Impulse Kill" is another perfect short story. And there's not a reader out there who can't relate to one of those Murphy's Law days. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/2010/12/20/impulse-kill/
There's a new issue of Pulp Metal up where you'll find an excellent story by friend of the blog, Chris Rhatigan. http://pulpmetalmagazine.wordpress.com/
A Twist of Noir has promised to post a few more stories in their 600 - 700 series today, but why wait? They're half way through those hundred stories and there's some great reading to be had by fans of crime flash. http://a-twist-of-noir.blogspot.com/
The last story of 2010 has been posted over at Beat to a Pulp and it's one you don't want to miss. "The Quick---And The Dead" by Bill Crider is, well, you just need to read this perfect gem of a story for yourself. http://www.beattoapulp.com/stor/2010/1219_bc_TheQuick---AndTheDead.cfm
John Patrick Nelson's "Impulse Kill" is another perfect short story. And there's not a reader out there who can't relate to one of those Murphy's Law days. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/2010/12/20/impulse-kill/
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Sunday Musings
Scott Parker's post over at Do Some Damage yesterday http://dosomedamage.blogspot.com/2010/12/magic-of-writing.html worked like a time machine and sent me back to my childhood for a while.
My mother was a strict believer in a 7:00 bedtime. Summer or Winter, tired or not, bed at seven. In the summertime it's pretty much like going to bed in broad daylight, winter's not quite so bad. There were no TV's or computers in our bedrooms back then so I did a lot of reading, with a flashlight under the blanket in the wintertime.
When there was nothing to read, my imagination took center stage. Unlike Scott's son, I didn't write any of those stories down, but I still remember them. With the lights out and curled up under my blankets I became Shirley Temple. Ah, c'mon, don't laugh.
In her movies, Shirley lived a fairytale life. She was always orphaned, but found love with the rich couple down the street. Happiness was just a song and a dance away for her. She lived with strangers, barracks full of soldiers or firemen, pretty much anyone who happened to pick her up off the street. And at night, I slipped into her shoes. I found loving parents, you know, the kind who didn't send you to bed at seven or yell if you spilled your milk. I would sing and dance and then my "real" parents would find me and whisk me away to their mansion where I lived on bonbons and ice cream.
Now, Shirley's movies were all feel-good movies, filmed during the depression for people who needed a lift out of the darkness the nation had plunged into. Great fantasy, but as far removed from reality as you could get, even back then. And let's face it, our noir writers today would have a field day rewriting those old movie scrips.
Today, I can see how utterly ridiculous the premise for those movies were, but back in the fifties when I first watched them, they represented life as we all wanted to live it, as we wanted to believe it could be. The sad thing is, somewhere along the years, life kicked into some kind of "Happy Days" on speed. People are afraid to leave their houses. Children are told about "stranger danger" at age three, orphans are stuck into a child welfare system that barely puts a roof over their heads, and the singers and dancers on MTV all look like hookers getting ready for a gang bang. And I wonder what kind of fantasy life fills the imagination of kids today.
I miss Shirley's way of life. Anyone got a spare ticket for the "good ship Lollipop" in their back pocket?
My mother was a strict believer in a 7:00 bedtime. Summer or Winter, tired or not, bed at seven. In the summertime it's pretty much like going to bed in broad daylight, winter's not quite so bad. There were no TV's or computers in our bedrooms back then so I did a lot of reading, with a flashlight under the blanket in the wintertime.
When there was nothing to read, my imagination took center stage. Unlike Scott's son, I didn't write any of those stories down, but I still remember them. With the lights out and curled up under my blankets I became Shirley Temple. Ah, c'mon, don't laugh.
In her movies, Shirley lived a fairytale life. She was always orphaned, but found love with the rich couple down the street. Happiness was just a song and a dance away for her. She lived with strangers, barracks full of soldiers or firemen, pretty much anyone who happened to pick her up off the street. And at night, I slipped into her shoes. I found loving parents, you know, the kind who didn't send you to bed at seven or yell if you spilled your milk. I would sing and dance and then my "real" parents would find me and whisk me away to their mansion where I lived on bonbons and ice cream.
Now, Shirley's movies were all feel-good movies, filmed during the depression for people who needed a lift out of the darkness the nation had plunged into. Great fantasy, but as far removed from reality as you could get, even back then. And let's face it, our noir writers today would have a field day rewriting those old movie scrips.
Today, I can see how utterly ridiculous the premise for those movies were, but back in the fifties when I first watched them, they represented life as we all wanted to live it, as we wanted to believe it could be. The sad thing is, somewhere along the years, life kicked into some kind of "Happy Days" on speed. People are afraid to leave their houses. Children are told about "stranger danger" at age three, orphans are stuck into a child welfare system that barely puts a roof over their heads, and the singers and dancers on MTV all look like hookers getting ready for a gang bang. And I wonder what kind of fantasy life fills the imagination of kids today.
I miss Shirley's way of life. Anyone got a spare ticket for the "good ship Lollipop" in their back pocket?
Shorts, Westerns and Advice
Nigel Bird has a great post on his blog Sea Minor. He takes a look at the reviewers and the art page of his newspaper, The Guardian, but he also has links to podcasts of short stories that the paper is running. Stop on over and have a read, then clickity-click for some listening pleasure. http://nigelpbird.blogspot.com/2010/12/guardian-newspaper-on-books.html
The results of the Rope and Wire short story contest are in, and the stories are up for your reading pleasure.
http://ropeandwire.com/Full%20MyPlace/2010_Short_Story_Results.html
Congratulations to the winners:
Bill Henderson
Charlie Steel
Tom Roberts
TT Thurman
Elizabeth Foley
I often stop over to The Storytellers Unplugged blog. There's always good advice to be found and this week the topic seemed to be finding ideas. http://storytellersunplugged.com/
While you're there be sure to read Bev Vincent's most excellent essay "Write for the Audience; Write for Yourself" http://storytellersunplugged.com/blog/2010/12/17/write-for-the-audience-write-for-yourself You won't find any better advice about writing for the market vs writing for yourself.
The results of the Rope and Wire short story contest are in, and the stories are up for your reading pleasure.
http://ropeandwire.com/Full%20MyPlace/2010_Short_Story_Results.html
Congratulations to the winners:
Bill Henderson
Charlie Steel
Tom Roberts
TT Thurman
Elizabeth Foley
I often stop over to The Storytellers Unplugged blog. There's always good advice to be found and this week the topic seemed to be finding ideas. http://storytellersunplugged.com/
While you're there be sure to read Bev Vincent's most excellent essay "Write for the Audience; Write for Yourself" http://storytellersunplugged.com/blog/2010/12/17/write-for-the-audience-write-for-yourself You won't find any better advice about writing for the market vs writing for yourself.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Market News
Flash Fire 500 seems to be back up and running, maybe. The site has published some new stories but according to the submission guidelines they're not accepting new subs. What they are doing is having a contest. Between now and February 13, 2011 you can submit a flash story up to 500 words. The winner receives $100 and will be published on the site. You will find all the details at http://flashfire500.blogspot.com/p/2011-contest.html
And Grand Mal Press has reopened submissions to their Detective Horror anthology. They want stories of 3000 to 5000 words. The pay is $25 plus one copy. You can find the details at http://grandmalpress.com/submissions.php
And Grand Mal Press has reopened submissions to their Detective Horror anthology. They want stories of 3000 to 5000 words. The pay is $25 plus one copy. You can find the details at http://grandmalpress.com/submissions.php
Short Story Love
The final flash chapter of "The Chase" was posted over at Top Suspense yesterday. You can catch up with the entire story here http://topsuspense.blogspot.com/ And don't forget to drop your guesses for who wrote each section in the comments. There are books to be won!
***A quick update on the Top Suspense contest - Your answers go into an email and you send them to the email address listed. Have fun!
Steve Steinbock of Criminal Brief has a lovely post this week which gives us a peek into the inner sanctum of legendary short story writer, Ed Hoch. http://criminalbrief.com/?p=15111
And Keith Rawson gives the short form some love over at Crimefactory's Day Labor blog. http://cfdaylabor.blogspot.com/2010/12/rawsons-best-of-whateverthe-short.html
And with a hat tip to Bill Crider we have nine writers who are carrying the torch for men's fiction. The coolest part of this post? There are three short story collections included! Wahoo! I knew men loved short-shorts, and now short stories. http://artofmanliness.com/2010/12/16/nine-writers-carrying-the-torch-for-men%E2%80%99s-fiction/ and here's the anthologies:
"Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned" by Wells Tower
"Freshwater Boys" by Adam Schuitema
"Aliens of Affection" by Padgett Power with a link at the site for one of his shorts!
***A quick update on the Top Suspense contest - Your answers go into an email and you send them to the email address listed. Have fun!
Steve Steinbock of Criminal Brief has a lovely post this week which gives us a peek into the inner sanctum of legendary short story writer, Ed Hoch. http://criminalbrief.com/?p=15111
And Keith Rawson gives the short form some love over at Crimefactory's Day Labor blog. http://cfdaylabor.blogspot.com/2010/12/rawsons-best-of-whateverthe-short.html
And with a hat tip to Bill Crider we have nine writers who are carrying the torch for men's fiction. The coolest part of this post? There are three short story collections included! Wahoo! I knew men loved short-shorts, and now short stories. http://artofmanliness.com/2010/12/16/nine-writers-carrying-the-torch-for-men%E2%80%99s-fiction/ and here's the anthologies:
"Everything Ravaged, Everything Burned" by Wells Tower
"Freshwater Boys" by Adam Schuitema
"Aliens of Affection" by Padgett Power with a link at the site for one of his shorts!
Friday, December 17, 2010
Hooray for Spinetingler!!
I was so thrilled to see that the Spinetingler Awards are including single author collections and multiple author anthologies in their award categories this year. Spinetingler has always been a big supporter of the short form and this is just another step forward in the recognition of the short form.
So, all you publishers, editors, authors, whoever, that have been involved in getting crime/mystery/noir short stories collected and published in 2010, SUBMIT THEM FOR CONSIDERATION! You can find all the details at http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2010/12/16/reading-period-for-2011-spinetingler-awards-is-now-open/
So, all you publishers, editors, authors, whoever, that have been involved in getting crime/mystery/noir short stories collected and published in 2010, SUBMIT THEM FOR CONSIDERATION! You can find all the details at http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2010/12/16/reading-period-for-2011-spinetingler-awards-is-now-open/
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Trash Talk
There are days when I'd just love to take some members of the crime fiction community out back to the woodshed and give them a good thrashing. This quote is from a man who has reprinted online stories in his own print magazines. He is speaking of an author who's managed to get a pair of novels published and says, "...is an example of how one can rise from the on-line ghetto of crime fiction."
Well, color me happy to be in this "ghetto" and having my short stories published in respected ezines that have published novelists like James Reasoner, Dave Zelterman, Hilary Davidson, Sophie Littlefield and a thousand other respected authors.
The Ghetto rules!!
Well, color me happy to be in this "ghetto" and having my short stories published in respected ezines that have published novelists like James Reasoner, Dave Zelterman, Hilary Davidson, Sophie Littlefield and a thousand other respected authors.
The Ghetto rules!!
Odds and Ends
In one of my Yahoo groups this blog link came up as a good place for aspiring mystery writers. Of course, I had a look-see. If you have grammar issues in your writing, they've got you covered. While the basic posts seem to be grammar lessons, at the top of the page you'll find links to all kinds of research sites and a list of reading that covers the entire mystery genre. Lots of good stuff here. http://unearththeclues.blogspot.com
You'll find an interview with short story writer, Kate Thornton, over at the Writers Who Kill blog. It's always interesting to see how other writers work. http://writerswhokill.blogspot.com/2010/12/interview-with-kate-thornton.html
Jason Sanford has started a discussion on his blog about the difference between a writer and an author. Could it be as simple as having readers? Check it out here http://www.jasonsanford.com/jason/2010/12/the-difference-between-an-author-and-a-writer.html
If you're undecided about purchasing the new issue of Needle Magazine or even wondering what type of stories the magazine publishes, Mulholland Books has a sample for you. They've posted the short story "True Good" by Sophie Littlefield. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/2010/12/16/truegood/
For fans of Ken Bruen, there's an appreciation post of his work over at Mysterious Matters. http://mysteriousmatters.typepad.com/mysterious_matters_myster/2010/12/ken-bruen-an-appreciation.html
And there's a new issue of Yellow Mama out on the virtual streets. url to the right.
You'll find an interview with short story writer, Kate Thornton, over at the Writers Who Kill blog. It's always interesting to see how other writers work. http://writerswhokill.blogspot.com/2010/12/interview-with-kate-thornton.html
Jason Sanford has started a discussion on his blog about the difference between a writer and an author. Could it be as simple as having readers? Check it out here http://www.jasonsanford.com/jason/2010/12/the-difference-between-an-author-and-a-writer.html
If you're undecided about purchasing the new issue of Needle Magazine or even wondering what type of stories the magazine publishes, Mulholland Books has a sample for you. They've posted the short story "True Good" by Sophie Littlefield. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/2010/12/16/truegood/
For fans of Ken Bruen, there's an appreciation post of his work over at Mysterious Matters. http://mysteriousmatters.typepad.com/mysterious_matters_myster/2010/12/ken-bruen-an-appreciation.html
And there's a new issue of Yellow Mama out on the virtual streets. url to the right.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Grimms Fairy Tales
For those of you thinking of writing a Fairy Tale crime story for John Kenyon's contest, I found a site that has links to all the Brothers Grimm's stories. How cool is that? http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/
Fredric Brown
Over at Bare Bones ezine there's a great essay by Jack Seabrook, "Fredric Brown: The Deadly Weekend", which looks at some of Fredric Brown's short stories and how he turned them into novels. http://barebonesez.blogspot.com/2010/12/fredric-brown-deadly-weekend.html
Anthology Calls
Dark Moon Books is a strange sort of press, submissions are all listed as contests. There's no fees and winners are published in their print magazine Dark Moon Digest and paid $10 plus a copy. http://horrorwritingcontest.com Right now they're running a contest for a flash anthology called "Frightmares". The top word count is 500 words and the theme is "scare us". The top four stories receive in descending order $200 - $100 -$50 - $25 plus a random drawing for $50. You can find all the details at the above link.
The Harrow Press has a call out for a new anthology called "Mortis Operandi" The submission period begins on January 1, 2011 and closes when filled. They want shorts of 3000 to 6000 words that deal with an investigation of a crime and includes the supernatural in some significant role. Pay is $50 plus a copy You can find the details at http://theharrowpress.com/submissions
Pill Hill Press has a new online submission form and several new anthology calls with pay at 1/4 cent a word. You can find the listings at http://www.pillhillpress.com/index.html
And darkmarkets.com has a post filled with anthology calls and zines that have opened for submissions. http://darkmarkets.com/2010/12/new-short-story-markets/
The Harrow Press has a call out for a new anthology called "Mortis Operandi" The submission period begins on January 1, 2011 and closes when filled. They want shorts of 3000 to 6000 words that deal with an investigation of a crime and includes the supernatural in some significant role. Pay is $50 plus a copy You can find the details at http://theharrowpress.com/submissions
Pill Hill Press has a new online submission form and several new anthology calls with pay at 1/4 cent a word. You can find the listings at http://www.pillhillpress.com/index.html
And darkmarkets.com has a post filled with anthology calls and zines that have opened for submissions. http://darkmarkets.com/2010/12/new-short-story-markets/
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
The Right to Write
Sometimes you read something that feels like the author reached out and gave you a hug just when you needed it.
http://www.angelaslatter.com/the-right-to-write/
http://www.angelaslatter.com/the-right-to-write/
La Ronde - The Final Chapter
The final chapter of Patti Abbott's round robin challenge is "Problems in the Final Act" by Dan Fleming. http://myyearincrime.blogspot.com/2010/12/la-ronde-problems-in-final-act.html
I have to say that I found this a fun challenge and was amazed by the stories that were written, all in a week's time and with characters we didn't know. Thanks for letting me join in the fun, Patti! And kudos to all the writers who contributed. It was a great experience.
I have to say that I found this a fun challenge and was amazed by the stories that were written, all in a week's time and with characters we didn't know. Thanks for letting me join in the fun, Patti! And kudos to all the writers who contributed. It was a great experience.
A New Contest
Just received a note from writer, John Kenyon, who's decided to dip his toes in the contest arena. He's got a very cool idea - Crime and Fairy tales. You can check out the details below and you'll find John at this url: http://tirbd.com No entry fees and the prizes are short story collections from Tyrus Books!
Short story contest: Update a fairy tale as crime fiction
Perhaps it is a symptom of reading a lot from a book of fairy tales to my two-year-old of late, but I have been thinking of ways to update Aesop, the Brothers Grimm, et al as modern day crime fiction stories. It’s not a stretch: these stories are filled with sinister people committing fiendish acts against innocents.
Seeing how similar challenges across the web have yielded some top-notch fiction, I thought I would issue a challenge of my own:
Write a crime fiction story of between 1,000 and 3,000 words (with some flexibility on either end) that is based on the premise of an actual children’s fairy tale. For example, a story about a predatory thief based on “Little Red Riding Hood.” Post it to your blog or web site, or find someone who will do that for you. Put the link in the comments here. Do so by midnight on Jan. 14, Cinderella, or your coach to (the relative) fame and fortune (of modest web-based attention) will turn back into a pumpkin.
You don’t need to reveal which fairy tale you used as source material. While some will probably be obvious, others may not. Guessing can be part of the fun.
UPDATE: I will judge the stories, selecting first, second and third place stories. In addition, I’ll have a special “most inventive recasting of a fairy tale” award to present. Prizes come for the great and very generous folks at Tyrus Books. The winner will select two of their top-notch short story collections, and the second and third place finishers will each receive one. The special award will receive the mystery PDF book promised by Spinetingler’s Brian Lindenmuth in the comments below.
So, for those without young kids, refresh your memory of some favorite fairy tales, recast the entire thing as a crime fiction story, and get writing!
Short story contest: Update a fairy tale as crime fiction
Perhaps it is a symptom of reading a lot from a book of fairy tales to my two-year-old of late, but I have been thinking of ways to update Aesop, the Brothers Grimm, et al as modern day crime fiction stories. It’s not a stretch: these stories are filled with sinister people committing fiendish acts against innocents.
Seeing how similar challenges across the web have yielded some top-notch fiction, I thought I would issue a challenge of my own:
Write a crime fiction story of between 1,000 and 3,000 words (with some flexibility on either end) that is based on the premise of an actual children’s fairy tale. For example, a story about a predatory thief based on “Little Red Riding Hood.” Post it to your blog or web site, or find someone who will do that for you. Put the link in the comments here. Do so by midnight on Jan. 14, Cinderella, or your coach to (the relative) fame and fortune (of modest web-based attention) will turn back into a pumpkin.
You don’t need to reveal which fairy tale you used as source material. While some will probably be obvious, others may not. Guessing can be part of the fun.
UPDATE: I will judge the stories, selecting first, second and third place stories. In addition, I’ll have a special “most inventive recasting of a fairy tale” award to present. Prizes come for the great and very generous folks at Tyrus Books. The winner will select two of their top-notch short story collections, and the second and third place finishers will each receive one. The special award will receive the mystery PDF book promised by Spinetingler’s Brian Lindenmuth in the comments below.
So, for those without young kids, refresh your memory of some favorite fairy tales, recast the entire thing as a crime fiction story, and get writing!
Monday, December 13, 2010
Another Wahoo!
The Winter issue of Needle Magazine is now available at http://stores.lulu.com/needle You can read all about the new issue and ordering details (free shipping) here http://needlemag.wordpress.com/
Wahoo!
It looks like Spinetingler is back up with a spiffy new look and 4 trailers from the new, "True Grit" movie!
http://www.spinetinglermag.com
http://www.spinetinglermag.com
Just My 2Cents
Everywhere I looked today the writing world is talking about that old saw, literary vs genre. This morning it finally struck me. A Literary novel is the book I have to read with a dictionary and an encyclopedia in my lap so I can understand what the writer is trying to tell me. Genre is a story I can get lost in without having to worry about whether I understand it or not. A skilled writer has learned how to fold the beauty of his words into a wonderful story that engages the reader. Does it really matter how the writing world views his work?
The purpose of any story, literary or genre, is to engage your readers, not impress your peers.
The purpose of any story, literary or genre, is to engage your readers, not impress your peers.
Sweet Linkage
Today we have links from all over the web with a little something for everyone!
If you haven't been keeping up, The Top Suspense group will be posting part 8 of their round robin story, "The Chase". You can catch up at http://topsuspense.blogspot.com and don't forget the one who guesses the authors of each piece wins the contest.
Pulp Metal Magazine is have a birthday celebration in honor of their first birthday. There's loads of new stories and all sorts of fun things. http://pulpmetalmagazine.wordpress.com
Paul Brazill sent me a note about a new small press called Spectal Press. While submissions are invitation only, it's looks like they'll be publishing some pretty impressive authors. http://spectralpress.wordpress.com
Over at BookLife Now there's another Western post. This one questions several Western writers about "The Law of the Gun" and writing real people vs writing the myths. http://booklifenow.com/2010/12/let-your-characters-be-big-five-authors-on-the-law-of-the-gun-writing-the-west/
Pulp Carnivale has announced that they'll be launching on January 31, 2011 and they're still open for submissions. http://www.pulpcarnivale.com
The lists of best short stories continues over at Death by Killing with lists from Nigel Bird, Michael Solender, John Kenyon, Chad Eagleton and me! Check them out - you'll find yourself drowning in great stories! http://death-by-killing.blogspot.com
And if you missed Nano in November you might want to give Jano a try. The Sleuths Ink writers group is hosting this new novel writing month. And it might be a good way to kick start your writing in the new year. You can check them out at http://sleuthsink.blogspot.com/2010/12/join-us-for-jano-2011.html
If you haven't been keeping up, The Top Suspense group will be posting part 8 of their round robin story, "The Chase". You can catch up at http://topsuspense.blogspot.com and don't forget the one who guesses the authors of each piece wins the contest.
Pulp Metal Magazine is have a birthday celebration in honor of their first birthday. There's loads of new stories and all sorts of fun things. http://pulpmetalmagazine.wordpress.com
Paul Brazill sent me a note about a new small press called Spectal Press. While submissions are invitation only, it's looks like they'll be publishing some pretty impressive authors. http://spectralpress.wordpress.com
Over at BookLife Now there's another Western post. This one questions several Western writers about "The Law of the Gun" and writing real people vs writing the myths. http://booklifenow.com/2010/12/let-your-characters-be-big-five-authors-on-the-law-of-the-gun-writing-the-west/
Pulp Carnivale has announced that they'll be launching on January 31, 2011 and they're still open for submissions. http://www.pulpcarnivale.com
The lists of best short stories continues over at Death by Killing with lists from Nigel Bird, Michael Solender, John Kenyon, Chad Eagleton and me! Check them out - you'll find yourself drowning in great stories! http://death-by-killing.blogspot.com
And if you missed Nano in November you might want to give Jano a try. The Sleuths Ink writers group is hosting this new novel writing month. And it might be a good way to kick start your writing in the new year. You can check them out at http://sleuthsink.blogspot.com/2010/12/join-us-for-jano-2011.html
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Sunday Musing
Last night I finished writing an 8600 word, three part steam punk serial that I've been working on. Is it done? Well, no. This morning I printed off the pages and will read through (yet again!) to find any mistakes, make sure of continuity from section to section and add a little bit more spit and polish.
Over the past few months as I've worked on this story I've discovered something about myself as a writer. I like to rush into a story. But that's good, right? Well, no it isn't, especially with a story this long. I had five thousand words down in one week when I discovered that I didn't have a clue what I was writing about and where this entire thing was going to end up. Boy, did that put the brakes on.
So what did I do? I started doing research about steampunk, reading steampunk short stories, and generally trying to figure out what in the hell steampunk was. After all that research, I still didn't know. I don't think anyone who's writing in this genre knows for sure. And the writing stalled, the story sitting in my computer files screaming to be finished and me too scared to pick the story up again.
Then two things happened that kicked me in the butt and got me writing again. I read an article by a sci-fi writer who explained everything she hated about steampunk and I read this fabulous story "Clockwork Fairies" by Cat Rambo http://www.tor.com/stories/2010/10/clockwork-fairies and realized all the wonderful things that steampunk could be. And I started thinking, working out the story in my mind and scratching out details and ideas on a notepad.
Once I figured out what the story was about and who the characters were, I started pounding the keys again, tossing most of those first 5000 words to the curb. And boy, did that hurt. Now, my story isn't nearly as beautiful as Ms. Rambo's but I'm pretty proud of what I've written and how the story has unfolded. Hopefully the editor will feel the same way. But even if the story is rejected, it wasn't a waste of time because it was a great learning experience for me.
Moral of the story: Don't be afraid to try something new. Push yourself to try new things and new ways of writing. And for heaven's sake, don't stop learning about the craft, about new genres and read everything you can. Every genre can teach a writer something new and exciting to use in their own work.
Over the past few months as I've worked on this story I've discovered something about myself as a writer. I like to rush into a story. But that's good, right? Well, no it isn't, especially with a story this long. I had five thousand words down in one week when I discovered that I didn't have a clue what I was writing about and where this entire thing was going to end up. Boy, did that put the brakes on.
So what did I do? I started doing research about steampunk, reading steampunk short stories, and generally trying to figure out what in the hell steampunk was. After all that research, I still didn't know. I don't think anyone who's writing in this genre knows for sure. And the writing stalled, the story sitting in my computer files screaming to be finished and me too scared to pick the story up again.
Then two things happened that kicked me in the butt and got me writing again. I read an article by a sci-fi writer who explained everything she hated about steampunk and I read this fabulous story "Clockwork Fairies" by Cat Rambo http://www.tor.com/stories/2010/10/clockwork-fairies and realized all the wonderful things that steampunk could be. And I started thinking, working out the story in my mind and scratching out details and ideas on a notepad.
Once I figured out what the story was about and who the characters were, I started pounding the keys again, tossing most of those first 5000 words to the curb. And boy, did that hurt. Now, my story isn't nearly as beautiful as Ms. Rambo's but I'm pretty proud of what I've written and how the story has unfolded. Hopefully the editor will feel the same way. But even if the story is rejected, it wasn't a waste of time because it was a great learning experience for me.
Moral of the story: Don't be afraid to try something new. Push yourself to try new things and new ways of writing. And for heaven's sake, don't stop learning about the craft, about new genres and read everything you can. Every genre can teach a writer something new and exciting to use in their own work.
Friday, December 10, 2010
The Micro Award
For those of you who write flash, the 4th Annual Micro Award is open for submissions until December 31 for flash pieces of 1000 words or less that were published in 2010.
"Qualifying venues are any form of print or electronic publication designed for public display. Self-published stories are eligible." Authors may submit one story and zine and anthology editors may submit two.
There is a cash prize of $100 for the winning story selected by a panel of judges. You can find all the details at http://www.microaward.org/submit
"Qualifying venues are any form of print or electronic publication designed for public display. Self-published stories are eligible." Authors may submit one story and zine and anthology editors may submit two.
There is a cash prize of $100 for the winning story selected by a panel of judges. You can find all the details at http://www.microaward.org/submit
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Market Notes
I ran across this anthology call at Charles Tan's most excellent blog. The anthology is Damnation & Dames to be published in 2012 by Australian publisher, Ticonderoga Publications. They're looking for short stories of 1000 to 7500 words where the paranormal and noir crime worlds collide. You have a lot of time to work on this one as the deadline is November 1, 2011. Pay is 2 copies plus Aus 2cents a word with a $150 cap. You can find all the details at http://ticonderogapublications.com/tp Just scroll down the page a bit.
And looking at my stats today I found this referring url http://write-jobs.blogspot.com/ which is filled with all types of paying markets from non-fiction to contests and everything in between.
And looking at my stats today I found this referring url http://write-jobs.blogspot.com/ which is filled with all types of paying markets from non-fiction to contests and everything in between.
The Story Cupboard
It's either feast or famine around here isn't it? There's no links today, at least not this morning, but I thought I'd toss out a few story ideas that whizzed through my brain this morning while I was watching one of those morning "news" shows.
Now, I haven't been following the WikiLeak story at all. Yes, I've seen mention of it on the Yahoo home page but until this morning I didn't know how exciting it all was. Did you know that there were Hacktivists out there? And a cyber war being waged? Well, I didn't, but I love how new words spring up from the Internet and now a virtual war that affects real life is being waged out here in the ether. Hello?!? For sci-fi writers that must be an amazing idea churn.
But what about mystery writers, you ask? How about a virtual PI? A solitary man who walks those mean virtual streets seeking wisdom and lost children? Well, if Tron can skid around the 'net why not a PI?
Thriller writers? The vast reaches of Mega-Company is taking over the broadband and squeezing out the little guys. I'm sure all your spy types would have a ball combing the vast reaches of the 'net to pull the plug on Mega-Company. Women? Ah...all those porn sites are full of virtual sex for a spy to partake of.
For you literary types? I'm sure if you dig deep enough into a chat room or two, you'll find a passionate coming of age story full of tweet nothings. Yes, I'm being a wee bit snarky. But if you look hard enough, you'll find romance and danger just a mouse click and an imagination's leap away.
And yes, I have a brain that slides sideways in the face of reality. Don't you?
Now, I haven't been following the WikiLeak story at all. Yes, I've seen mention of it on the Yahoo home page but until this morning I didn't know how exciting it all was. Did you know that there were Hacktivists out there? And a cyber war being waged? Well, I didn't, but I love how new words spring up from the Internet and now a virtual war that affects real life is being waged out here in the ether. Hello?!? For sci-fi writers that must be an amazing idea churn.
But what about mystery writers, you ask? How about a virtual PI? A solitary man who walks those mean virtual streets seeking wisdom and lost children? Well, if Tron can skid around the 'net why not a PI?
Thriller writers? The vast reaches of Mega-Company is taking over the broadband and squeezing out the little guys. I'm sure all your spy types would have a ball combing the vast reaches of the 'net to pull the plug on Mega-Company. Women? Ah...all those porn sites are full of virtual sex for a spy to partake of.
For you literary types? I'm sure if you dig deep enough into a chat room or two, you'll find a passionate coming of age story full of tweet nothings. Yes, I'm being a wee bit snarky. But if you look hard enough, you'll find romance and danger just a mouse click and an imagination's leap away.
And yes, I have a brain that slides sideways in the face of reality. Don't you?
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Spinetingler
I received a note from Brian Lindenmuth about Spinetingler Magazine this morning. He asked me to pass the word along.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Spinetingler will be down for a few days. Spinetingler will be going through some behind the scenes stuff and making some behind the scenes changes. For the next few days, maybe up to a week, there will be no further content added to the site. There may be periods of time where the site is down. Don't panic, we're not going anywhere. Any questions reach out to us through the usual channels (email, Twitter, Facebook).
ANNOUNCEMENT: Spinetingler will be down for a few days. Spinetingler will be going through some behind the scenes stuff and making some behind the scenes changes. For the next few days, maybe up to a week, there will be no further content added to the site. There may be periods of time where the site is down. Don't panic, we're not going anywhere. Any questions reach out to us through the usual channels (email, Twitter, Facebook).
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
More Discount Noir Interviews
And the fabulous authors of "Discount Noir" are out and about answering questions today.
You'll find Cormac Brown "dancing with himself" in Nigel Bird's series of interviews at the Sea Minor blog http://nigelpbird.blogspot.com/2010/12/dancing-with-myself-cormac-brown.html
And Cullen Gallagher has a roundup of six over at his blog, Pulp Serenade http://www.pulpserenade.com/2010/12/discount-noir-interviews.html And those six are:
Chad Eagleton
Loren Easton
Evan Lewis
Gerald So
Al Tucher
John Wegley
While you're over at Pulp Serenade, don't forget to check out the Gold Medal Western series that Cullen is running. And the Sea Minor "dancing with myself" series is just excellent, so be sure to check them out also.
You'll find Cormac Brown "dancing with himself" in Nigel Bird's series of interviews at the Sea Minor blog http://nigelpbird.blogspot.com/2010/12/dancing-with-myself-cormac-brown.html
And Cullen Gallagher has a roundup of six over at his blog, Pulp Serenade http://www.pulpserenade.com/2010/12/discount-noir-interviews.html And those six are:
Chad Eagleton
Loren Easton
Evan Lewis
Gerald So
Al Tucher
John Wegley
While you're over at Pulp Serenade, don't forget to check out the Gold Medal Western series that Cullen is running. And the Sea Minor "dancing with myself" series is just excellent, so be sure to check them out also.
The Chase - Part 2
Yes, I'm back again and there's one more post after this one. Some days there's just too much good stuff out there!
The Top Suspense group has part two of their round robin story, "The Chase". Go have a read and try and figure out which one of their authors has put their hand to this story. http://topsuspense.blogspot.com/2010/12/chase-part-2.html
The Top Suspense group has part two of their round robin story, "The Chase". Go have a read and try and figure out which one of their authors has put their hand to this story. http://topsuspense.blogspot.com/2010/12/chase-part-2.html
Need a Story Idea?
I'm always surprised at what shows up in my email. This morning I opened it to find a link to "the 10 most infamous female criminals
There are story ideas everywhere!
UPDATE: JULY 17, 2013 I was asked to remove this link as it was driving too much traffic to their site. Go figure!
There are story ideas everywhere!
UPDATE: JULY 17, 2013 I was asked to remove this link as it was driving too much traffic to their site. Go figure!
A Pair of Markets
I ran across a couple of new markets that tickled my fancy this morning.
This first one is for Scottish-born storytellers and they're looking for shorts up to 5000 words. The site is called McStorytellers and is hosted by author Brendan Gisby. http://mcstorytellers.weebly.com/index.html This is a non-paying market. They already have quite a few stories up which you can find at the McBlog link on the home page or just click on the read button.
This second is a flash site called Spook City. Also a non-paying market, they are looking for poetry and flash up to 1000 words with supernatural themes in all the genres. http://spookcity.blogspot.com/ This site also has stories up for your reading pleasure.
This first one is for Scottish-born storytellers and they're looking for shorts up to 5000 words. The site is called McStorytellers and is hosted by author Brendan Gisby. http://mcstorytellers.weebly.com/index.html This is a non-paying market. They already have quite a few stories up which you can find at the McBlog link on the home page or just click on the read button.
This second is a flash site called Spook City. Also a non-paying market, they are looking for poetry and flash up to 1000 words with supernatural themes in all the genres. http://spookcity.blogspot.com/ This site also has stories up for your reading pleasure.
La Ronde - 10
The 10th installment of Patti Abbott's round robin challenge is now up. The story is "It's Raining Down in Texas" by Graham Powell. http://www.myboogpages.com/2010/12/la-ronde-part-10-its-raining-down-in-texas.html
Monday, December 6, 2010
Odds and Ends
A big congratulations to Brad Crowther, whose novella, "Politics Make Dead Bedfellows" won the 4th annual Black Orchid Novella Award Contest from the Nero Wolfe Society. And submissions are now open for the 5th contest. The deadline for this will be May 31, 2011. You can find out more about the contest and the submission details at http://www.nerowolfe.org/ Just scroll down the page for the links.
Brian Lindenmuth dropped me a note to say that Spinetingler has closed to submissions until 2011. There will be an announcement when they reopen. http://www.spinetinglermag.com
And Schlock Magazine has listed their themes for 2011. The first is Prehistory with a February 1 deadline. The other themes in order are Exploration, Gothic, and Apocalypse. You can find all the details at http://schlockmagazine.net/submission-guidelines/2011-themes/
Via Bryon Quartermous' blog post at Do Some Damage on Sunday http://dosomedamage.blogspot.com/2010/12/short-subjects.html we were advised by Popcorn Fiction's editor, Derek Haas, that Popcorn Fiction is a paying market, currently paying $20 and hopefully $25. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/popcornfiction/submissions.html
Dark Scribe magazine has announced the finalists for the 4th annual Black Quill Awards. There's some very familiar names on the list, but what's great about these awards is short stories, single author collections, and anthologies are all included. Voting is open to the public, so stop on over and vote. http://www.darkscribemagazine.com/4th-annual-bqa-nominees/
And the Top Suspense Group's round robin contest began today. You can find the details and read the first part of the story, "The Chase", here http://topsuspense.blogspot.com/2010/12/top-suspense-round-robin-short-story.html
Brian Lindenmuth dropped me a note to say that Spinetingler has closed to submissions until 2011. There will be an announcement when they reopen. http://www.spinetinglermag.com
And Schlock Magazine has listed their themes for 2011. The first is Prehistory with a February 1 deadline. The other themes in order are Exploration, Gothic, and Apocalypse. You can find all the details at http://schlockmagazine.net/submission-guidelines/2011-themes/
Via Bryon Quartermous' blog post at Do Some Damage on Sunday http://dosomedamage.blogspot.com/2010/12/short-subjects.html we were advised by Popcorn Fiction's editor, Derek Haas, that Popcorn Fiction is a paying market, currently paying $20 and hopefully $25. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/popcornfiction/submissions.html
Dark Scribe magazine has announced the finalists for the 4th annual Black Quill Awards. There's some very familiar names on the list, but what's great about these awards is short stories, single author collections, and anthologies are all included. Voting is open to the public, so stop on over and vote. http://www.darkscribemagazine.com/4th-annual-bqa-nominees/
And the Top Suspense Group's round robin contest began today. You can find the details and read the first part of the story, "The Chase", here http://topsuspense.blogspot.com/2010/12/top-suspense-round-robin-short-story.html
Sunday, December 5, 2010
A Sunday Morning Quote
Okay, I admit it, I stole this quote from Fred Zackel's post on Rara-Avis this morning, but hey it's a great way of looking at what we read and write. But I've got to say that I'm still not tossing my Georgette Heyer's. A girl has to have a little laughter and romance in her reading once in a while!
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we're reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? ... But we need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us. That is my belief." (Franz Kafka to Oskar Pollak, January 27, 1904)
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we're reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? ... But we need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us. That is my belief." (Franz Kafka to Oskar Pollak, January 27, 1904)
Saturday, December 4, 2010
More New Issues
I know I'm little late with this but there are some new zine issues out there on the virtual streets. Readers usually check out zines like Beat to a Pulp, Spinetingler, and A Twist of Noir that update daily or weekly but we tend to forget those monthly and quarterly zines. Thus the reminder, so you don't miss any of the good stuff.
The Winter issue of Dark Valentine went live yesterday and contains the western short story "Justice Served" by Edward A Grainger, pen name of friend of the Corner, David Cranmer. We've got a lot of Snoopy Dancing going on today! http://darkvalentine.net/
The December issue of All Due Respect went live with "Times Past" by author Matthew C. Funk. http://www.all-due-respect.blogspot.com/
The Gum Shoe Review is up with lots of mystery novel reviews and the short story, "Joined at the Heart" by Walter Giersbach. http://www.gumshoereview.com/
The November issue of New Mystery Reader is up with loads of reviews and an interview with author, Tom Franklin. http://www.newmysteryreader.com/
And we have more Westerns!! The December issue of Frontier Tales is up also. http://www.frontiertales.com Don't forget to vote for your favorites!
The Winter issue of Dark Valentine went live yesterday and contains the western short story "Justice Served" by Edward A Grainger, pen name of friend of the Corner, David Cranmer. We've got a lot of Snoopy Dancing going on today! http://darkvalentine.net/
The December issue of All Due Respect went live with "Times Past" by author Matthew C. Funk. http://www.all-due-respect.blogspot.com/
The Gum Shoe Review is up with lots of mystery novel reviews and the short story, "Joined at the Heart" by Walter Giersbach. http://www.gumshoereview.com/
The November issue of New Mystery Reader is up with loads of reviews and an interview with author, Tom Franklin. http://www.newmysteryreader.com/
And we have more Westerns!! The December issue of Frontier Tales is up also. http://www.frontiertales.com Don't forget to vote for your favorites!
Schlock's Western Issue
I just love it when editors drop by. Schlock Magazine editor, Michael Vella, left a comment on a post from back in February where I mentioned that Schlock was looking for subs for a Western themed issue. What did he have to say? Well, that issue has gone live. http://schlockmagazine.net/the-western-issue-dec-2010
And a big Snoopy Dance for friend of the corner and Jersey Devil Press editor, Eirik Gumeny, who has a story in that issue!! Wahoo!
And a big Snoopy Dance for friend of the corner and Jersey Devil Press editor, Eirik Gumeny, who has a story in that issue!! Wahoo!
Anthology Reviews
"Night Forms" by Francis M. Nevins is a single author collection reviewed by David Cranmer.
http://davidcranmer.blogspot.com/2010/12/night-forms-by-francis-m-nevins.html
"Wings of Fire" edited by Jonathan Straham and Marianne S. Jablon is a multi-author fantasy collection of dragon stories and reviewed by Mark Rose.
http://www.bookgasm.com/reviews/fantasy/wings-of-fire/
From Patti Abbott's forgotten books series we have an oldie called "Techno-Noir". This is a multi-author collection edited by Eva Batonne and Jeffrey Marks and reviewed by Kevin Tipple.
http://kevintipplescorner.blogspot.com/2010/12/friday-forgotten-books-techno-noir.html
A new reviewer has hung out his shingle at a place called Road House Reviews. Jack Hardway is reviewing crime ebooks for those who are looking for reviews of your collections/anthologies. He has two reviews up now one for a multi-author collection called "The Killer Wore Cranberry" edited by Jay Hartman and a single author anthology, "Inhuman Condition" by Kate Thornton.
You can check them out here http://www.jackhardway.com/roadhousereviews20/rhhome.htm
And while this isn't a review, Loren Eaton discusses his story in the ebook anthology, "Discount Noir", over at Gerald So's Chatterrific http://chatterrific.blogspot.com/
http://davidcranmer.blogspot.com/2010/12/night-forms-by-francis-m-nevins.html
"Wings of Fire" edited by Jonathan Straham and Marianne S. Jablon is a multi-author fantasy collection of dragon stories and reviewed by Mark Rose.
http://www.bookgasm.com/reviews/fantasy/wings-of-fire/
From Patti Abbott's forgotten books series we have an oldie called "Techno-Noir". This is a multi-author collection edited by Eva Batonne and Jeffrey Marks and reviewed by Kevin Tipple.
http://kevintipplescorner.blogspot.com/2010/12/friday-forgotten-books-techno-noir.html
A new reviewer has hung out his shingle at a place called Road House Reviews. Jack Hardway is reviewing crime ebooks for those who are looking for reviews of your collections/anthologies. He has two reviews up now one for a multi-author collection called "The Killer Wore Cranberry" edited by Jay Hartman and a single author anthology, "Inhuman Condition" by Kate Thornton.
You can check them out here http://www.jackhardway.com/roadhousereviews20/rhhome.htm
And while this isn't a review, Loren Eaton discusses his story in the ebook anthology, "Discount Noir", over at Gerald So's Chatterrific http://chatterrific.blogspot.com/
Friday, December 3, 2010
Well, Lookee There
It's me! For more than you ever wanted to know about this Sandra Seamans person. http://pdbrazill.blogspot.com/2010/12/spotlight-on-sandra-seamans.html
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Enjoy!
Sometimes you read a story and just have to share. "Venti Latte" by Brett Battles http://www.murderati.com/blog/2010/12/2/in-a-flash.html
Around the Blogs
I spotted all sorts of short story goodness while blog-hopping this morning.
The Do Some Damage folks are sponsoring a flash contest - Christmas Noir! They want 600 to 1000 words of your best degenerate Christmas stories. The deadline is December 19th but they'll be posting the stories on their blog as they come in. You can find all the details at http://dosomedamage.blogspot.com/2010/12/dsd-christmas-noir-flash-challenge.html And there's prizes. Check it out and get writing your best HO-HO-story.
Over at Death by Killing, Chris Rhatigan has started a great new series. He's invited crime writers from around the 'net to give him their top five crime stories from 2010. Up first is AJ Hayes with his picks. Check it out! Lots of great stories that you might not have discovered yet. http://death-by-killing.blogspot.com/
Those wonderful writers from the Top Suspense Group are having a contest. Starting December 6 they will be posting their round robin story. The person who can match all the writers to their stories wins. Check out the details at http://topsuspense.blogspot.com/2010/12/top-suspense-round-robin-short-story.html and don't forget to drop back on the sixth for the first installment of what's looking to be a great story!
Our fearless editor of "Discount Noir", Steve Weddle, is being interviewed over at Dana King's blog so be sure to check it out. http://danaking.blogspot.com/2010/12/interview-with-steve-weddle.html
With a hat tip to David Cranmer we have a "Holiday Book Blog Catalog". Erin Cole has put together a catalog of books for your Christmas shopping pleasure. And there's quite a few anthologies included there. http://erincolelive.blogspot.com/2010/11/holiday-book-blog-catalog.html
And if you're as unorganized as I am and looking for a way to straighten out your writing life, here's a link from Brian Lindenmuth. http://smallbeerpress.com/books/2010/10/05/a-working-writers-daily-planner-2011
The Do Some Damage folks are sponsoring a flash contest - Christmas Noir! They want 600 to 1000 words of your best degenerate Christmas stories. The deadline is December 19th but they'll be posting the stories on their blog as they come in. You can find all the details at http://dosomedamage.blogspot.com/2010/12/dsd-christmas-noir-flash-challenge.html And there's prizes. Check it out and get writing your best HO-HO-story.
Over at Death by Killing, Chris Rhatigan has started a great new series. He's invited crime writers from around the 'net to give him their top five crime stories from 2010. Up first is AJ Hayes with his picks. Check it out! Lots of great stories that you might not have discovered yet. http://death-by-killing.blogspot.com/
Those wonderful writers from the Top Suspense Group are having a contest. Starting December 6 they will be posting their round robin story. The person who can match all the writers to their stories wins. Check out the details at http://topsuspense.blogspot.com/2010/12/top-suspense-round-robin-short-story.html and don't forget to drop back on the sixth for the first installment of what's looking to be a great story!
Our fearless editor of "Discount Noir", Steve Weddle, is being interviewed over at Dana King's blog so be sure to check it out. http://danaking.blogspot.com/2010/12/interview-with-steve-weddle.html
With a hat tip to David Cranmer we have a "Holiday Book Blog Catalog". Erin Cole has put together a catalog of books for your Christmas shopping pleasure. And there's quite a few anthologies included there. http://erincolelive.blogspot.com/2010/11/holiday-book-blog-catalog.html
And if you're as unorganized as I am and looking for a way to straighten out your writing life, here's a link from Brian Lindenmuth. http://smallbeerpress.com/books/2010/10/05/a-working-writers-daily-planner-2011
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Market Notes
Southern Grit ezine has changed its submission process. They will be accepting submissions on a rolling basis and publishing them as they are accepted instead of in issues. You can check out the details here http://www.southerngrit.org/submissions
And Popcorn Fiction has opened for subs. I was hoping for a paying market considering that Mulholland Books was involved, but no such luck. They're looking for shorts of 2000 to 8000 words but be advised that there's a very detailed three page contract that you have to sign to be published here. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/popcornfiction/submissions.html
And Popcorn Fiction has opened for subs. I was hoping for a paying market considering that Mulholland Books was involved, but no such luck. They're looking for shorts of 2000 to 8000 words but be advised that there's a very detailed three page contract that you have to sign to be published here. http://www.mulhollandbooks.com/popcornfiction/submissions.html
First of the Month Market Calls
You've got to love the first of every month. Why, you ask? Because there's markets open for your short stories!
My first stop on the first of every month is Duotrope's Recent Updates link http://www.duotrope.com/recentupdates.aspx where you'll find a list of 28 markets that have opened for new subs. Among them is Beat to a Pulp http://www.beattoapulp.com/ and Ghost Light Magazine http://www.greatlakeshorror.com/ghostlightmagazine.html
Also on that page is a listing of new markets and a few anthology calls, the best being a new one from Innsmouth Free Press. "Candle in the Attic Window" is looking for Gothic Horror of 2000 to 10,000 words. The pay is 1cent a word CAD with a minimum of $30 and a max of $70. They open for subs on January 1st and close February 28 of 2011 so you have plenty of time to get a story written and polished. You can find the details here http://www.innsmouthfreepress.com/?p=9409
Over at AskWendy.com I found a contest for short story collections. The contest is sponsored by Dzanc Books with a December 31 deadline and a $20 reading fee. The winner receives a $1000 advance. You can find all the details at http://www.dzancbooks.org/submissions You have to scroll down the page a bit.
And Dark Valentine is open to subs for their Spring 2011 issue until February 4, 2011. The pay here is $10. While you're there be sure to read through the first page of the site as there are several horror market calls mentioned for those of you who write in that genre. http://darkvalentine.net/
My first stop on the first of every month is Duotrope's Recent Updates link http://www.duotrope.com/recentupdates.aspx where you'll find a list of 28 markets that have opened for new subs. Among them is Beat to a Pulp http://www.beattoapulp.com/ and Ghost Light Magazine http://www.greatlakeshorror.com/ghostlightmagazine.html
Also on that page is a listing of new markets and a few anthology calls, the best being a new one from Innsmouth Free Press. "Candle in the Attic Window" is looking for Gothic Horror of 2000 to 10,000 words. The pay is 1cent a word CAD with a minimum of $30 and a max of $70. They open for subs on January 1st and close February 28 of 2011 so you have plenty of time to get a story written and polished. You can find the details here http://www.innsmouthfreepress.com/?p=9409
Over at AskWendy.com I found a contest for short story collections. The contest is sponsored by Dzanc Books with a December 31 deadline and a $20 reading fee. The winner receives a $1000 advance. You can find all the details at http://www.dzancbooks.org/submissions You have to scroll down the page a bit.
And Dark Valentine is open to subs for their Spring 2011 issue until February 4, 2011. The pay here is $10. While you're there be sure to read through the first page of the site as there are several horror market calls mentioned for those of you who write in that genre. http://darkvalentine.net/
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